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37 Hilarious Food Tweets That Will Make Anyone Feel A Little Attacked



Food has no right to be so fun.


“Have children,” they said. “It will be fun,” they said …:

I asked my 5 year old daughter what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burnt quesadilla” because in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla

Twitter: @toddedillard


Having lived through the 80s, I can confirm this:

For roughly three years in a row in the late 1980s, the only dinner eaten in America was spaghetti with meatballs, supermarket garlic bread, and an iceberg lettuce salad.

Twitter: @KenJennings


I once saw a vending machine in Texas that dispensed nothing but full-size pecan pies, but this is just as unforgettable:

Ladies and gentlemen, I am gifting you the 24 hour cheese vending machine for all your fondue and raclette needs. People from Switzerland, please come on stage and take a bow.

Twitter: @alastairi


If you eat your steak well done, you may want to skip this one:

I no longer go to dinner with people who eat steaks well done. They’ll be shaking the whole fucking table trying to cut a hockey puck 😒

Twitter: @LocdWithNessa


Enough has definitely been said, Lana:

Here’s the thing: I could absolutely go and exercise … Or I could eat the quiche in my fridge and go to bed … Feel like enough has been said?

Twitter: @lanacondor

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