Keanu Reeves As All Your Favorite Disney Princes

Keanu immediately wanted to track down Cinderella, to rescue her from the glass slipper with her hand.

Keanu’s already mastered the knightly and combat skills so that he could easily kill the evil dragon.

Keanu would probably playfully introduce himself to Ariel as Captain Ted and say, “Something is under the sea.”

When Keanu and Aeneas fly through the clouds riding on the magic carpet, he was like, “Hey, I was called into the movie. A Walk in the Clouds!

After Nivea awoke Nivea got up, Keanu asked her: “Did you get a blue pill or a red cap?” And then explain what The Matrix is.

You know Keanu will probably be enjoying his frog season, purely from the experience.

Keanu could teach Mulan how to “fight like a man” and then hire her as a stunt doubled.

Keanu would rescue Pocahontas from all troubles with the English settlers, and would bring it somewhere more cold and less problematic.

Keanu 100% hit Gaston in the fist and then goes home to Belle, where they spend time reading Shakespeare in their library.